7 posts tagged “morning musume”

I was working terrible hours on terrible weekend nights back then. The job, too, was actually pretty terrible. Having resigned myself from university - unbeknownst to my family - and never earning enough to pay for the roof over my head, life seemed pretty pointless. Not to be too down on myself, but when one has to live off of toast for the better part of a year, something’s amiss.

A year or so on and little has changed, apart from my working a seemingly dead end job. Whilst I try and wonder how on earth  I am meant to be a writer for a living, or for the lesser part of a living, I’m just going through the motions of surviving. In fact it’s very easy to forget that my mother still thinks I’m at university, and that she’s supposed to be visiting for my graduation oh so very soon. However, a few missed calls from home the past few days and my ignoring them can only last for so long. It’s also reminded me that I’m going to have to come clean very, very soon.

And so this all brings me to one conclusion - two actually - that I’m a very bad son, and that no amount of Kamei-chan can save me from…myself?

Many worried walks down streets I have no destinations for and many cigarettes later, I’m still anxious about my having to confess in the next couple of days, but there you have it. I am useless.

Regardless…whilst we have a laugh at my future prospects, lets all enjoy some Kamei, because actually, I think she could save me if she wanted to. Otherwise I'm taking crack with Koha behind the bike sheds.

 

Maybe it's because this particular H!M episode I screen captured from is in high definition, or that Aichan infact looks stunning when eating in this little segment, but yes, I think she looks stunning here. Everything about these few seconds of camera time had me thinking: damn,  I want a lunch date with Aichan.

Everything down to the lines of the smoke and the shapes they form, to Aichan's posture and her blowing on the food. It just all seems so right.

Enjoy that food Aichan!

And there concludes my re-introduction back into some form of blogging. I really hope there is more HD stuff out there, because on my friend's Hi-Def television, everyone look like gods.

   

Don't be so quick to judge, girls, I'm not even down to my boxers yet.

 

Impersonation time for the Momusu girls. Food's on the line - of course - so you'd expect everyone to be on their game right?

 

 

Errr.

 

 

Errr...

 

Wait...I like where this is going.

 

 

No I dont.

 

 

Erika's loving it though, and because her going ape-shit is so damn sexy, we'll just pretend to know what the f*** is going on. Obviously, the joke is somewhat lost in the translation, but whatever. Kamei's got a beard. I dont dig it at all. At the same time though, I'd still tap that. Maybe I'm down with bearded turtle women afterall.

Koha's just f****** wishing Kamei would get the f*** off the stage. Bitch. Yui just looks good in uniform. She's also a sexy bitch. So much sexy going on.

 

 

Kamei passes the man test  challenge with flying colours, and she celebrates her victory with our beloved Sayu. It's a bad screen capture, sure, but Kamei's looking wonderfully fugly, I thought I should share it. But you know, after awhile you learn to accept it. Kamei, grow a beard!

 

As for the rest of it...

 

 

I know Reina's looking a little too much like a boy here, but for the love of f****** god, I'm sooo turned on right now. As for Aika, f*** yes. Total and utter f*** yes! Aika and Me, hand to hand combat. That's all I'm saying.

 

 

More transgender Reina pics because, well, just look at that! look! Anyone who's read my Momusu rankings over at MPV already know about my wanting to have my way with Reina. A lot. I dont think any onther Momusu can make me sound like a slut. Really, when you take away JunJun and Reina, I'm usually a romantic. Honest.

 

For the win. No doubt. Considering I want to do the pants dance with Reina, now including the good looking guy version, I'd say I'm no longer the naive wu-san of 2005. Oh, how I've been corrupted. So I can add Reina to my 'I'd turn gay for' list, which only really consists of AAA's Nissy. But Since Reina has the power to make me want to bat for both teams, I'd say she's verging on awesome.

 

Oh, and I caught Koha on crack. Again.

 

You wont find a Wii here, my dear. Can anyone else sense a Momusu intervention around the corner?

 

It's for your own good Koha.

 

You want a better impersonation? I think Mikitty's doing a rather good 'This is f***** shit'. And dont be so hard on Koha Rika, she's on coke for god's sake.

 

Yes, I know people who read this are going to judge me. XD.

 

 

 

 

...with food.

 

It's not what some of you had in mind, I'm sure, but it's just as dirty in it's own little way.

 

Sayu cleary doesn't give a s*** who's watching - Gaki and a television audience - because she's got food and for the love of f****** god, she's going to eat that b****. It's really endearing how any sort of proper eating etiquette doesn't really exist as it might do in the idol world. I mean, this is a real turn on. Watching Sayu eat like a monster. But then it's not quite backwards is it? I'm striving to relate Sayu to common sensibilities. This would include eating like a normal person should eat. It's all about emotion, and she's pissed and angry and horny for food. Our guest of the week seems very happy, and that makes me happy too. yey! ^^

 

 

Kamei's shocked for some reason - I think she farted - and Sayu's totally lost in the moment. Our guest is frozen in happiness, probably a stiffy because he's next to Sayu and Reina. This is awesome.

 

 

There's a lot going on here, but all I'm interested in is Erika giving the 'Ring' eye. Oh, and Reina's caught wind of Kamei's dirty fart. Even idols need to let off some gas. Just ask Mari.

 

 

Takitty in her element. Seriously, and all joking aside, I find this very sexy. Damn right Takitty, it tastes like a big sloppy dog poo.

 

 

Yes Takitty, we know already. Just eat the damn thing and be done with it. Cant back out now. Bow chika wow-wow~

 

Eating used to mean something within Hello!Project, and H!M did well to make it seem like they never got fed off set. I kind of miss that. I suppose HM@ has had it's food related moments, sure, but there's no Nono crying over it, and that's a real shame.

 

 

Kamei's in for a little shock, as the red team have just been defeated by the blue team in one of those classic H!M battle segments. Although 'battle' is a little flattering. Still, shaping the japanese language with your body is still a tough task - sometimes - and the red team come out loosers. pffttt...you suck ass red team XD. Sayu's a little worried for our resident turtle, which comes as no suprise, considering they were close at one point - although many will tell me I'm sure, that this bond still exists. I hope it does. Anyway, Takitty and Risa don't really care about Kamei by the looks of things.

 

 

So much for loyalty Sayu. It's ok though, as I allow you to get away with anything you want because you're simply amazing, is what you are. Risa's really going for it now, and I admire her for laughing in the face of another friend's predicament . Although really, she's just laughing in the face of Eri and that deserves a slap around the eyebrows.

 

 

Queen turtle has pretty much accepted her fate, and she resigns herself to a stately calm, where one might reflect on the simple pleasures of life. The beauty of nature. A crisp brown leaf falling from a weathered but still splendid oak tree in the midst of a sleepy August.

 

 

Ok, like all penalties that don't involve batsu drink punishments, the whole ending is a little bit anticlimactic, but it's great to see Mikitty do her dorky-ish thing she does when the shock comes. Bless.

 

 

So I had a few hours free before my nightshift yesterday, and I thought - on a whim - that making a H!P related video would be a good way to play out the time. Oh f*** no it wasn't! It took me those few hours, and a few hours after work to get this thing completed. And it took youtube forever to upload it. In fact, I left my laptop on and just drifted off in the end. Thankfully my new laptop doesn't have a fan that sounds like world war two mixed in with any end boss battle scene in power rangers.

I think the fact that I got so caught up in the material from the word go had me geeking all over the place, hence the fact it took me a good day to do. But then I'm not exactly suprised, although I was, so the very fact that I suprised myself on something so obviously me, is kind of funny now. I would've given you a different answer a few hours ago though, and probably fight you.

Anyway, I rarely ever promote my stuff, but I feel inclined to just this once, because it took me so bloody long to do, and whether or not it's good is only semi-relevant. This stupid, supposedly leisurely project is now a part of me, on some silly level. So please, if you're interested, give it a watch :)

haha, trying to do simple things like match up, or re-sync certain parts took forever, considering I was using the worst editing program ever. My excuse on the offset was that I couldn't - and I really couldn't - be bothered to download anything decent. Still, it was a challenge that I enjoyed in parts. And really, it gave me a chance to look back through  past h!p stuff. Man, now I'm missing lots of things all over again O_O. Suprisingly for me, the one clip of Aibon I put in always makes me want to cry. I dont physically go through the process, but I kind of want to for some reason. weird. Or maybe not. She probably just reminds me of past MM.

I realised my slight downfall about halfway through editing. The song I chose and hold dear to me is actually 8 minutes long. But I found that despite this, there were still too many moments to mention that I wanted to cram in...but then can you, I, whoever sit through 8 minutes? I know I can, but thats because this thing is my baby. It might be different for you. Anyway, I didn't want to use Kamei as a constant theme to hold together the wider picture on this one, as I thought it'd be best to leave that be for now, but Sayu was a good candidate, considering she makes me smile all the time.

So here's the low quality version on youtube XD