2 posts tagged “koharu”

 

Impersonation time for the Momusu girls. Food's on the line - of course - so you'd expect everyone to be on their game right?

 

 

Errr.

 

 

Errr...

 

Wait...I like where this is going.

 

 

No I dont.

 

 

Erika's loving it though, and because her going ape-shit is so damn sexy, we'll just pretend to know what the f*** is going on. Obviously, the joke is somewhat lost in the translation, but whatever. Kamei's got a beard. I dont dig it at all. At the same time though, I'd still tap that. Maybe I'm down with bearded turtle women afterall.

Koha's just f****** wishing Kamei would get the f*** off the stage. Bitch. Yui just looks good in uniform. She's also a sexy bitch. So much sexy going on.

 

 

Kamei passes the man test  challenge with flying colours, and she celebrates her victory with our beloved Sayu. It's a bad screen capture, sure, but Kamei's looking wonderfully fugly, I thought I should share it. But you know, after awhile you learn to accept it. Kamei, grow a beard!

 

As for the rest of it...

 

 

I know Reina's looking a little too much like a boy here, but for the love of f****** god, I'm sooo turned on right now. As for Aika, f*** yes. Total and utter f*** yes! Aika and Me, hand to hand combat. That's all I'm saying.

 

 

More transgender Reina pics because, well, just look at that! look! Anyone who's read my Momusu rankings over at MPV already know about my wanting to have my way with Reina. A lot. I dont think any onther Momusu can make me sound like a slut. Really, when you take away JunJun and Reina, I'm usually a romantic. Honest.

 

For the win. No doubt. Considering I want to do the pants dance with Reina, now including the good looking guy version, I'd say I'm no longer the naive wu-san of 2005. Oh, how I've been corrupted. So I can add Reina to my 'I'd turn gay for' list, which only really consists of AAA's Nissy. But Since Reina has the power to make me want to bat for both teams, I'd say she's verging on awesome.

 

Oh, and I caught Koha on crack. Again.

 

You wont find a Wii here, my dear. Can anyone else sense a Momusu intervention around the corner?

 

It's for your own good Koha.

 

You want a better impersonation? I think Mikitty's doing a rather good 'This is f***** shit'. And dont be so hard on Koha Rika, she's on coke for god's sake.

 

Yes, I know people who read this are going to judge me. XD.

 

 

 

 

Koharu and Takitty: Two types of mental

 

 

Although a wave pool confines the water at controlled speeds, it's important to give it the respect it deserves. Mother nature has a way of defying the relentless pursuits of man, and people who don't keep a good common sense about them might just end up dead, in a wave pool.

So, Takitty steady's herself sideways and grips on tightly to the rubber ring's handles. She knows what the incoming wave is all about. Aika feels the same way, but is slightly more confident about her abilites to ride it out. She adopts a frontal position. Koha on the other hand, she's just loving the fresh air, and the way the water brushes against her bikini-fied body. What's one wave to her? she's f******* famous for crying out loud. Pfft...stupid s****y wave. Hyped up on arrogance, Koha picks up her rubber ring and shouts her way to the forefront. I'd like to think she's calling Sayu a manchild.

 

 

 

The wave hit's the trio hard and Koha's been pushed back again, but she's determined to battle on like a trooper. Look how she strides forward whilst Takitty and Aika struggle to even face the right direction.

 

 

 

Koha's climbed to the edge of the pool, and she judges the distance between her and the water as practical and safe - choosing a comfortable middle ground. She leans forward with a manly confidence and waits for the right break in the water.

 

 

 

Granted, she lands in the pool slightly retarded, but the important thing is she's upright and floating...and not dead.

 

 

 

It's Takitty's turn to take the plunge, and her jump is certainly questionable. Does it look good to you? for me personally, it appears that Takitty's underestimated the situation and overestimated her humanity. She looks far too rigid and nervous to land in the water safely. You can tell what's going through her mind at this moment in time. Just look at the fear in her body. For Takitty, it's one of those ''what the f*** did I just do?" moments.

 

 

 

 A great body and a good singing voice cant save our Takitty here, and whilst I'll give her credit for still having her arms on the ring handles, it's out of sympathy more than anything. I find it hard to reward a reflex. Still, she shows her strength to hang on where the puny may have let go. Whilst the rest of Takitty's body is submerged, Koha watches from afar, wondering what the f*** just happened

 

 

 

Mikitty being something of the marternal figure in this Alo! Hello assists Takitty in finding her feet again. Truthfully though, Takitty doesn't even know what day it is. The shock from the drop is still affecting her, and she's sh***** herself. May this be a lesson to you girl, respect the water!

 

 

 

Koha rises to the challenge yet again. Reina has drifted to the back of the pool where the waves get harder, and Koha comes to the rescue. Now, it may seem a tad reckless, but she's finally come good on the madness. There's a difference between this sort of confidence and Takitty's ignorance. Whilst I like Takitty a lot, and whilst I kind of like Koha...I know who I want saving me when I'm being eaten by sharks. Or just plain drowning.

 

 

Koha wins the mental test, or looses? depends on how you look at it. On this example at least, Koha shows just how to focus the crazy in her, whilst Takitty simply gives an example of the wrong time to go a little nuts.