4 posts tagged “eri kamei”

I was working terrible hours on terrible weekend nights back then. The job, too, was actually pretty terrible. Having resigned myself from university - unbeknownst to my family - and never earning enough to pay for the roof over my head, life seemed pretty pointless. Not to be too down on myself, but when one has to live off of toast for the better part of a year, something’s amiss.

A year or so on and little has changed, apart from my working a seemingly dead end job. Whilst I try and wonder how on earth  I am meant to be a writer for a living, or for the lesser part of a living, I’m just going through the motions of surviving. In fact it’s very easy to forget that my mother still thinks I’m at university, and that she’s supposed to be visiting for my graduation oh so very soon. However, a few missed calls from home the past few days and my ignoring them can only last for so long. It’s also reminded me that I’m going to have to come clean very, very soon.

And so this all brings me to one conclusion - two actually - that I’m a very bad son, and that no amount of Kamei-chan can save me from…myself?

Many worried walks down streets I have no destinations for and many cigarettes later, I’m still anxious about my having to confess in the next couple of days, but there you have it. I am useless.

Regardless…whilst we have a laugh at my future prospects, lets all enjoy some Kamei, because actually, I think she could save me if she wanted to. Otherwise I'm taking crack with Koha behind the bike sheds.

 

 

Impersonation time for the Momusu girls. Food's on the line - of course - so you'd expect everyone to be on their game right?

 

 

Errr.

 

 

Errr...

 

Wait...I like where this is going.

 

 

No I dont.

 

 

Erika's loving it though, and because her going ape-shit is so damn sexy, we'll just pretend to know what the f*** is going on. Obviously, the joke is somewhat lost in the translation, but whatever. Kamei's got a beard. I dont dig it at all. At the same time though, I'd still tap that. Maybe I'm down with bearded turtle women afterall.

Koha's just f****** wishing Kamei would get the f*** off the stage. Bitch. Yui just looks good in uniform. She's also a sexy bitch. So much sexy going on.

 

 

Kamei passes the man test  challenge with flying colours, and she celebrates her victory with our beloved Sayu. It's a bad screen capture, sure, but Kamei's looking wonderfully fugly, I thought I should share it. But you know, after awhile you learn to accept it. Kamei, grow a beard!

 

As for the rest of it...

 

 

I know Reina's looking a little too much like a boy here, but for the love of f****** god, I'm sooo turned on right now. As for Aika, f*** yes. Total and utter f*** yes! Aika and Me, hand to hand combat. That's all I'm saying.

 

 

More transgender Reina pics because, well, just look at that! look! Anyone who's read my Momusu rankings over at MPV already know about my wanting to have my way with Reina. A lot. I dont think any onther Momusu can make me sound like a slut. Really, when you take away JunJun and Reina, I'm usually a romantic. Honest.

 

For the win. No doubt. Considering I want to do the pants dance with Reina, now including the good looking guy version, I'd say I'm no longer the naive wu-san of 2005. Oh, how I've been corrupted. So I can add Reina to my 'I'd turn gay for' list, which only really consists of AAA's Nissy. But Since Reina has the power to make me want to bat for both teams, I'd say she's verging on awesome.

 

Oh, and I caught Koha on crack. Again.

 

You wont find a Wii here, my dear. Can anyone else sense a Momusu intervention around the corner?

 

It's for your own good Koha.

 

You want a better impersonation? I think Mikitty's doing a rather good 'This is f***** shit'. And dont be so hard on Koha Rika, she's on coke for god's sake.

 

Yes, I know people who read this are going to judge me. XD.

 

 

 

 

 

Kamei's in for a little shock, as the red team have just been defeated by the blue team in one of those classic H!M battle segments. Although 'battle' is a little flattering. Still, shaping the japanese language with your body is still a tough task - sometimes - and the red team come out loosers. pffttt...you suck ass red team XD. Sayu's a little worried for our resident turtle, which comes as no suprise, considering they were close at one point - although many will tell me I'm sure, that this bond still exists. I hope it does. Anyway, Takitty and Risa don't really care about Kamei by the looks of things.

 

 

So much for loyalty Sayu. It's ok though, as I allow you to get away with anything you want because you're simply amazing, is what you are. Risa's really going for it now, and I admire her for laughing in the face of another friend's predicament . Although really, she's just laughing in the face of Eri and that deserves a slap around the eyebrows.

 

 

Queen turtle has pretty much accepted her fate, and she resigns herself to a stately calm, where one might reflect on the simple pleasures of life. The beauty of nature. A crisp brown leaf falling from a weathered but still splendid oak tree in the midst of a sleepy August.

 

 

Ok, like all penalties that don't involve batsu drink punishments, the whole ending is a little bit anticlimactic, but it's great to see Mikitty do her dorky-ish thing she does when the shock comes. Bless.

 

 

Kamei attempts to defend her honour

 

It used to be a rare site, that our Kamei would speak out in times of trouble, yet in HM347, she has the gusto to rat out Momusu's guest. Sadly, no one likes a grass, and Sayu can tell Kamei's going to get her face kicked in behind the bike sheds - where Koha smokes -  once the cameras stop rolling. Mikitty's just happy to be alive, and her simple joys in life annoy Yossie who, after punching Kamei in the face, will get to work on Mikitty.

 

 

But maybe things will be ok. Sayu seems to think her 6th gen buddy is going to come out of this rather well after all. Risa and Takitty join Mikitty in her appreciation for being alive, whilst Kamei cutely sulks her troubles away. Yossie and Momusu's guest decide the batting order for who'll get a can of whoop-ass.

 

 

It looks like Kamei's the first in line to get a thrashing, and Sayu comes to grips with the reality. Risa takes the opportunity to strike a UFA photo face, and it's ten out of ten for enthusiasm. Crazy b****.